yes.

yes, i wanna date your avatar.

...does that mean i have to sign up for wow now?

screw you. no, really. must you make everything so complicated? you're really gonna hold my tax return so i can send you a form that says:3235 - 0 = 3235
fine. if you're gonna do that, i'm gonna figure out that damned earned income credit i forgot to claim the year before, and make you send me back some money.Were you, or your spouse if filing a ( Read more... )

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no, really, just stop. i really don't care. i didn't care then, and i don't care now. i really hate this tendency of the media to drag celebrities through the mud while they're alive, and then suddenly worship them when they die. i guess it's one less person to generate non-news ( Read more... )

i don't care ( Read more... )

want to be the center of attention?

play halo 3. and be cool about it. and tea-bag people. you'll collect a following pretty instantly. seriously, it's like a total sausage party on xbox live, and we're all sex-starved frat boys (and 13 year olds).

love,
that creepy guy who keeps breathing into the mic.

i saw this show about your current life. i had no idea it was that bad ( Read more... )

you owe me thumb surgery.

just so you know.

WHY ARE YOU YELLING? I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE IF YOU SPEAK IN A NORMAL INDOOR VOICE.

ps: this is perhaps the funniest thing i've seen on the internet all day.

your website is full of fail. i just thought you should know ( Read more... )